What if? by Samantha Berger
What the Heck?
Seriously people, don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a scented candle? We’re talking modern technology vs. stupid old sh*t from the Middle Ages here, come on. Oh wait, never mind. Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best!
Mystery Flavor Scent
Net Weight: Approximately 12 oz.
Burn time: 50+ hours
Note: Because all of the candles are handmade, no two are identical.